Facebook Joke Statuses

Some really hilarious statuses.

"What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? -- where's pop corn??"

"dreams of a better world…where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned"

"my neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower, I said sure but it cant leave my driveway"

"says I was taught to finish my food because kids in africa were starving. Now I finish my coffee because people in india are sleeping"

"knows kids in front of cars cause accidents & accidents in the back of cars cause kids"

“would have gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for those pesky kids”

“ is CELEBRATING CAPS LOCK AWARENESS DAY”

“is sleeping with your girlfriend”

“is taking naked pictures and photoshopping your head on them”



Here are some really great Facebook Statuses :)